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SON OF A BITCH. It’s been awhile.

So apparently the new fad in vidcons journalism is to be “witty” by saying things like “look at those graphics god damn”. Except people aren’t being sarcastic about this shit they are actually looking at Gears 2 and going “look at those graphics god damn” which is pretty fucking stupid because Gears’ pinnacle of art direction is a dinosaur with rocket launchers strapped to it. I mean that’s awesome but shit. Remember when graphics were measured by art direction, not number of polygons used to normal map guns and tits? I do, and I was like 4 years old for fuck sake.

In other news, Persona 4 is awesome, or that’s what I’m telling myself anyways. I haven’t actually played it all that much (15 hours or so) because playing it really made me want to play SMT Nocturne again so I am.

Also I’ve been distracted by Dissidia: Final Fantasy. It’s like Smash Bros. but with good gameplay and FF characters and you can level up and get equipment and shit even though it’s a fighting game which is sort of weird but also cool I guess. But Terra is blond and Bartz looks openly gay. It doesn’t make much sense. But damn, having Jecht beat the shit out of Sephiroth and Kuja and all the other girly men (most of the characters) is pretty sweet.

Lawl, “Tales of” series.

Hey fuck you Emerald Dragon, I don’t feel like screenshotting you right now. I feel like explaining why the Tales of Vesperia demo is total trash, and why the game will be shit, and why even though the “Tales of” series sucks shit anyway they still fucked it up even worse than usual for this one.

EMERAUDO DRAKON

I just beat a 20 hour RPG in two sittings yesterday. Would have been one, but my headphones kill my poor little ears. :[

The game I beat was Emerald Dragon. I love the voiceover on the title screen. I’ll take a picture of the ending later, when I work up the energy to kill the final boss again. Right now, I’m going to go sleep, because staying up for 24 hours straight is, get this: not fun.

EMERAUDO DRAKON

P.S. I fucking hate you, Triad. I hate you and your fucking assholes who won’t seed Lord of Lords like good otakus.

Live A Live is one cool game.

And Sunset is one cool cat.

As if I didn’t already think that ponchos were the coolest things ever.

I have this really weird urge to watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly now too. Hm.

CHARLESBAKELY (6:00:20 PM): sunset rules because he is the only american main character
xxDanagxx (6:00:50 PM): SUNSET
xxDanagxx (6:00:53 PM): is he an indian

Kojima = Nakamura???????????

I recently came to what some would say is a rather radical conclusion. I’d say it’s more like coming to my senses.

Metal Gear Solid for the PlayStation is “heavily influenced” by Dragon Warrior for the NES, arguably to the point of ripping it off.

my goddamned eyes hurt fuck you all

i hate my eyes they are terrorist eyes and i am feeding data to al qaeda unconsciously and it fucking hurts and it is goddamned 7:45 am and my parents are at the casino what the shit is wrong with them they are ridiculous dickfaces

Revelations: The Demon Slayer is pretty much the best Game Boy game ever.

So hey, I just beat Revelations: The Demon Slayer by ATLUS for the Game Boy. Thing is, when you beat it, you get four super-awesome monsters and have no real place to use them. At that point, you’re far more powerful than anything the game could throw at you, and as far as I can tell there’s no way to get a rematch with Lucifer (Satan is the final and hardest boss shit yeah bitch*).

Yes, those are the real numbers. For reference, Allex/Ryoue are level 71 and Rena is level 60. The non-overpowered enemies are only in my party because I used them to kill Lucifer and don’t have the heart to get rid of them. Except Rakshum, I just keep it around because when I first made it (I was around level 25) it was the strongest demon and I had and, again, I don’t have the heart to get rid of such a (previously) helpful companion. Even if it is a demon that wouldn’t hesitate to stab me in the throat and eat my liver out. You know, given the opportunity. Which it wouldn’t have, because I could kill it in a hit or two.

Sadly, the overpowered boss demons are still demons, so they still can’t equip things. So their attack power still sucks goat balls. And I still lose if my three human characters die. So they’re really not that useful anyways. Not that they need to be. I can already lay waste to everything in the game, with or without them.

*This isn’t a spoiler because honestly if you didn’t see Lucifer being the final boss coming you probably don’t pay attention to ATLUS games and don’t care about this anyways.